Writer. Improviser. Storyteller.

Join me for Seasons of Love: a whole brunch of queer stories on June 13th at the Erma Hayman House.

Featured Writing:

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Humor, Published in The Belladonna Comedy
The Daily Itinerary of Your Roomba
Humor, Published in The Belladonna Comedy

Sucking up your filth is a time-honored tradition for an AI of my status.

Humor, Published in The Belladonna Comedy
Humor, Published in The Belladonna Comedy
Should You Get Bangs, or Did You Just Watch a Rashida Jones Movie?
Humor, Published in The Belladonna Comedy

Take a breath and step away from the scissors.

Humor, Published in The Belladonna Comedy
Humor, Published in Slackjaw
An Open Letter To The Tall Man Standing In Front Of Me At Every Concert
Humor, Published in Slackjaw

I know your neck tattoo better than I know my own.

Humor, Published in Slackjaw
Humor, Published in The Belladonna Comedy
Quiz: Which ‘Swan Song’ Did You Just Watch?
Humor, Published in The Belladonna Comedy

One movie is about a man facing his own mortality. The other is about a man facing his own mortality.

Humor, Published in The Belladonna Comedy
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Hi, I’m Sonya.

I’m a writer, improviser, and storyteller.

Like a true Gemini, I have my hand in a lot of cookie jars but only eat the ones with chocolate chips. I won first place in a writing contest, told my story at Story Story Night during a power outage, and was an extra on Portlandia, but my true claim to fame is being able to raise each eyebrow independently.